Will someone come over and do my laundry and clean my toilets?

I’ll pay you in beer and baked goods and beef for dinner.

I just wanna be lazy and watch Doctor Who all day like I did yesterday

Happy National Dog Day! Here’s a bunch of Hanks to celebrate :D

Happy National Dog Day! Here’s a bunch of Hanks to celebrate :D

Hey guys,

My boyfriend’s boss’ wife gave birth to their baby boy 14 weeks early in the early hours this morning. She’s had a few miscarriages in the past, and almost lost this baby early in the pregnancy but they managed to save it.

If you could send some good thoughts, prayers, positive vibes, whatever, their way, I’m sure it would be appreciated.

<3

I successfully made gluten free dairy free pumpkin oatmeal chocolate chip cookies it&#8217;s a miracle

I successfully made gluten free dairy free pumpkin oatmeal chocolate chip cookies it’s a miracle

Yes, Tumblr, when I hit backspace because I made a typo, it means I want you to go back to the previous page and delete everything I just did.

Dear Friends,

Stop getting married and having babies and buying houses and being successful grownups.

You’re making my working 12 hours/week now feel even worse.

My mom’s getting remarried in October and bought me a flight out there since I can’t afford it myself with my less-than-part time work schedule, and I just looked at it.

THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS FLY SOUTHWEST. $25 for a checked bag?! Eff that I’ll cram it in my carry on. It’s only 2 days.

When I was at my grandmother’s memorial, we got to go around and pick what we wanted. I got some of my favorite things in her house (an iron dog that survived WW2 and my grandmother had since she was little), and a peace sign necklace my grandfather (who died long before I was born) gave to my grandmother in the 60s (I -LOVE- peace signs), some watercolors she painted and some artwork I just liked and no one else wanted, and this cookbook (I wanted all of them but didn’t want to lug them back to Colorado). It has all these handwritten recipes in it, and old magazine cutouts from like the 40s and 50s. I can’t wait to go through them all.

#tbt I think I&#8217;m one

#tbt I think I’m one

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