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I just watched the Anaconda video (without sounds I do and also don’t recommend it)

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

dogshaming:

The Curator Thinks Your Art is Pedantic
Xollin had just gotten neutered so we couldn’t take him to the dog park for a few days.

In other news, I want that sign.

dogshaming:

The Curator Thinks Your Art is Pedantic

Xollin had just gotten neutered so we couldn’t take him to the dog park for a few days.

In other news, I want that sign.

Emma’s handprint has a heart in it!

Emma’s handprint has a heart in it!

Man today is not my day.

Went to Target, founds a few shirts and some camis because mine are past their prime, found a candle on sale, and some pumpkin for cheaper than I’d find it at Whole Foods. Got to the register (two were open - one had one lady, the other had a huuuge line). Naturally, I went to the less full one.

The woman in the line was complaining about her receipt that she didn’t buy these 3 things, even though she had already brought everything to her car except for 3 different pillows, and there was no proof of anything.

10 minutes later, she came up to me and said, “You might want to hop on another line” and laughed.

20 minutes later, I left all my stuff on the belt and left, I didn’t feel like putting all my stuff back in my basket and waiting in the long line for more time. No new registers were opened despite the backup, and that happens every single time I go to Target now. The lines are unbelievable and the managers never hop on or have anyone else hop on, people just stand in line for entirely too long.

Not to mention, customer service exists for this exact purpose. So you don’t back up the entire checkout lanes. The cashier failed in that she didn’t send the lady to customer service, the managers failed in that she didn’t send them or open another lane…

That place is going to Hell. People keep quitting and they don’t hire anyone. I’m so happy I don’t work there anymore. I don’t even want to shop there anymore.

Then I went to Eddie Bauer to exchange my sweater but they don’t have anymore in medium, so that’s a no. I don’t really WANT to because when you return something that has been washed/worn, it gets thrown out and that’s such a waste. And I checked my schedule and I’m on call again next week, which means no hours there. Which is fine, but the reason I stayed on for one day/week was for the extra money, can’t get extra money if you don’t work! I want to quit, but I’m trying to wait till they get coats in so I can get my discount…

Then I went to Whole Foods and got gas and those were fine, I found So Delicious candy corn ice cream bars (they didn’t have pumpkin), and yogurt and milk was on sale. So, that’s good. And I got my favorite rolls!! :D

Michael, immediately after waking up from his nap: Why do firefighters wear those masks?
Me: Because it's hard to breathe in smoke, and it helps them breathe.
Michael: Why is it hard to breathe in smoke?
Me: Because, it's hot.
Michael: Why do they wear those outfits?
Me: Because it protects them from the fire, because they go into the burning buildings and they don't want to catch on fire.
Michael: Why do they run into burning buildings?
Me: Because they have to save the people inside and put out the fire.
Michael: What's that [pointing to fire pull thing]?
Me: That's to tell everyone that there's a fire and to tell the fire trucks to come.
Michael: Why do we have to tell the people that there's a fire?
Me: Because they can't see if the fire is in here. The kids in the Panda room can't see if there's a fire in here.
Michael: Why do they need to know there's a fire?
Me: So they can go outside and not catch on fire.
Michael: Why does the fire truck come?
Me: So they can put out the fire. And when there's an fire drill they have to check and make sure there's no fire and they have to turn the alarm off. Only the firefighter can turn the alarm off.
Michael: They need to use a biiiiiiig ladder to turn it off.
Me: Yup.
Michael: What's that smoke detector for?
Me: To tell everyone that there's a fire.
Michael: What's that [pointing to the light alarm thing]?
Me: That's so we can see that the fire alarm is off because some people's ears don't work well.
Michael: Why does it make noise during a fire alarm?
Me: So we know that there's a fire and can go outside.
Michael: Why do we have to go outside?
Me: So we don't catch on fire.
Michael: What's that sign say [the exit sign]?
Me: That says exit. That's so we can go outside if there's a fire.
Michael: Why can't we go out that door?
Me: In case there's a fire in the kitchen, we can't go out that door.
Michael: Why do fire trucks have that big ladder?
Me: In case it's a big building and they have to get upstairs.
Michael: No, fire trucks go outside.
Me: Yes, but they sometimes needs to get to the higher floor from the outside.

I swear I cannot get through an episode of Ellen without crying anymore

dogsihavepet:

Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.

dogsihavepet:

Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.

Stefan went to play rec league softball for a friend’s team today and their “manager” was the same guy who deposited my money at the bank today

Small world

God my head hurts

Holy crap

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